What is the object of jewish football? To get the Quarterback.
Down South
Tooling Around
Farmer and The Boy
Farmer's Dayvorce
Scottish Old Timer
Why I Fired My Secretary
The Sparrow
The Wife
Potential and Reality
Man Goes To The Store
Young Couple
You Can't Fool Mom
New Church
Car in Heaven
A "French" Story
Man Speeding
Hearing vs. Listening
Chinese Laundry
The Three Samurai
The Cowboy
The Parrot
Rany the Rooster
Such a Wonderful Story!
Shampoo...
The Snail
Christmas Joke
The Sparrow
Once upon a time there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly decided to fly south. In a short time ice began to form on his wings and he fell to Earth in a barnyard, nearly frozen solid. A cow passed by where he had fallen, and crapped on the little sparrow.The sparrow thought it was the end, but the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings! Warm and happy, able to breath, he started to sing. Just then a large cat came by, and hearing the chirping he investigated the sounds. The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird, and promptly ate him. The Moral of the Story: Everyone who craps on you is not necessarily your enemy Everyone who gets you out of crap is not necessarily your friend. And if you're warm and happy in a pile of crap, you might just want to keep your mouth shut.