What is the object of jewish football? To get the Quarterback.
Can you fix it?
St. Peter's Beeper Goes Off
Three Old Men
Getting up in the morning
Executive's wife
Winning the Lottery
The Dark Secret
The Postman's Last Day
Gambling in Las Vegas
Directions
One Free Wish
Daisy
Hungry Monkey
The Chauffeur
Catch a polar bear
Shoplifting
The Three Astronauts
Doing the Dishes
Disease
Where Was the Gun?
Blonde Joke
Embarrassing Situations
Bbbbbeer Pppplease
Yugo & Rolls-Royce
"You're from Alabama"
Molecular Genetics
"You're from Alabama, son."
The next day, in language class, the teacher asked the students to recite the alphabet. It's Grade Three, so most could make it half way through without much trouble. Some made it to S or T, but little Johnny rattled off the alphabet perfectly right to the end. That evening, Johnny once again bragged to his Dad about his prowess in his new school. His Dad, knowingly, explained to him, "That's because you are from Alabama, son." The next day, after Physical Education, the boys were taking showers. Johnny noted that, compared to the other boys in his grade, he seemed overly "well-endowed". This confused him. That night he told his dad, "Dad, they all have little tiny ones, but mine is ten times bigger than theirs. Is that because I'm from Alabama?" he asked. "No, son," explained his Dad, "That's because you're 18."