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Bbbbbeer Pppplease
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Bbbbbeer Pppplease
This guy walks into a bar and says, "a bbbbbeer pppplease". The bartender gets him a beer and said, "I used to be a stutterer. But I had my wife give me a blow job and I haven't stuttered since. You should take my advice and try it, it worked for me." The guy nods and says, "ththththanks", drinks the beer and leaves. A couple hours later the guy comes back to the bar. Bartender grinning: "Did you take my advice?" The guy nods. Bartender: "Did it work?" Guy: "NNNNNNo, bbbbbbut you rrrrrreally have a nice house."