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Where Was He Keeping the Gun
A Panda Bear walks into a cafe and orders a sandwich and a drink.
After he is finished eating, the waiter comes over to bring him the check.
When the waiter arrives at the table, he just starts to ask 'Would you
like any des...' Then the Panda Bear reaches into his fur, pulls out a gun,
and shoots the waiter dead. The Panda Bear then wipes off his chin
with his napkin, gets up, and starts to walk out. Just as he is about to
go through the door, the manager grabs him. 'Wait a minute!' he yells,
'You just killed my best waiter! Besides that, you didn't even pay for
your sandwich!'
The Panda Bear grasps the manager by the throat, jacks him up, and
growls, 'Hey man! I'm a PANDA! Do you know what that means?
Why don't you look it up!' At this the Panda walks out the door and
ambles down the street. The manager, shaken, returns to his office and
consults a dictionary. He reads: 'Panda - a large mammal of the Asian
mountain forests related to raccoons and true bears and characterized
by bold black and white markings. Eats shoots and leaves.'
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