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Disease A newlywed couple was on their honeymoon and were seeing themselves naked for the first time. the woman unclothed herself and with a feeling of pleasure she laid on the bed. then, it was here husbands turn. First, he removed his shoes and socks revealing knotted and twisted feet. The wife asked what had happened, and the husband replied " I had tolio as a child." The woman asked if he meant polio, and he said "no, it only affects the toes." he then removed his pants and revealed bent-out knees. He then said "I had Kneesles too!" He then pulled off his boxers. In shock, the woman gasped and said "Oh my god!!! you also had smallcox, too!"