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Shoplifting A man walks into a music store and wants to buy one of his favorite records. He gets the record and is ready to check out when he discovered that he forgot his wallet. Instead of going out and getting his wallet he decides to shoplift it. So he sticks the record down his pants. What do you know the cashier spots him on the way out and says, 'hey, is that a record in your pants.' The man said, 'hey it may not be a record but I'm mighty proud of it.'