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Farmer's Dayvorce A Farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, "May I help you?" The Farmer said, "Yea, I want one those dayvorce's." The Attorney said, "Well do you have any grounds?" The Farmer said, "Yea, I got about 140 acres." The Attorney said, "No you don't understand, do you have a case?" The Farmer said, "No I don't have a Case, but I have A John Deere." The Attorney said, No, you don't understand, I mean do you have a grudge." The Farmer said, "Yea, I got a grudge, that's where I park my John Deere." The Attorney said, "No do you have a suit?" The Farmer said "Yes Sir, I got a suit, I wear it to Church on Sundays." The Attorney said, "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?" The Farmer said, "No sir, we both get up about 4:30." The Attorney then said, "Well is she a nagger or anything?" The Farmer said, "No she's a little white gal, but out last child was a nagger and that's why I want this Dayvorce!"