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The Postman's Last Day at Work A post man was on his last day before retiring an everyone on his route knew he was retiring so all day he received little gifts from everyone on his route. The last delivery on his route a beautiful blonde answers the door an tells him "Since this is your last day I am going to cook you breakfast... the post man agrees and goes in. While he is eating breakfast she goes upstairs and changes into something slinky and very sexy and comes down the Kitchen. When he is done the takes his hand and leads him upstairs to the bedroom where he has the best sex of his life.. After a while he starts getting dressed the blonde turns around and hands the post Man 2 dollars.. He looks at her confused and says ", you have given me a great breakfast and I have never had wild sex like that before; What is this for? The blonde replies " I knew you were retiring and I didn't know what to get you so I asked my Husband and he says screw the guy, give him 2 bucks", "but the breakfast was my Idea".