Can you fix it? St. Peter's Beeper Goes Off Three Old Men Getting up in the morning Executive's wife Winning the Lottery The Dark Secret The Postman's Last Day Gambling in Las Vegas Directions One Free Wish Daisy Hungry Monkey The Chauffeur Catch a polar bear Shoplifting The Three Astronauts Doing the Dishes Disease Where Was the Gun? Blonde Joke Embarrassing Situations Bbbbbeer Pppplease Yugo & Rolls-Royce "You're from Alabama" Molecular Genetics

Can you fix it? A lady doing laundry discovered that the dryer stopped getting hot. "Hey honey" she called to her husband. "The dryer's broke.. can you fix it?" "Who do I look like... the Kenmore repairman?" A few days later the dishwasher broke. "Hey Honey, the dishwasher broke. Can you fix it?" "Who do I look like... the Maytag man?" grumbled her husband. A few days later the oven broke. "Hey honey... I can't fix dinner... the oven broke. Can you fix it?" "Who do I look like... an oven repair man?" A few weeks later the husband said to his wife, "Hey honey. I noticed you got all that stuff around the house fixed. How much did it cost?" "Well" the wife replied, "You know Mick next door. Well, he agreed to do all the repairs for free if I'd sleep with him or bake him a cake." "What kind of cake did you make him?" "Who do I look like, Betty Crocker?"