Down South Tooling Around Farmer and The Boy Farmer's Dayvorce Scottish Old Timer Why I Fired My Secretary The Sparrow The Wife Potential and Reality Man Goes To The Store Young Couple You Can't Fool Mom New Church Car in Heaven A "French" Story Man Speeding Hearing vs. Listening Chinese Laundry The Three Samurai The Cowboy The Parrot Rany the Rooster Such a Wonderful Story! Shampoo... The Snail Christmas Joke

Shampoo... A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice. The woman immediately goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit and explains why. The supervisor is puzzled by this time and says, "What's wrong with the co-worker telling you your hair smells nice." The woman replies, "He's a midget."