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Rany the Rooster
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks.
So he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a
rooster. The other farmer says, "Yeah, I've got this great rooster,
named Randy; he'll service every chicken you've got no problem."
Well, Randy the rooster is a lot of money, but the farmer decides
he'd be worth it. So, he buys Randy. The farmer takes Randy home
and sets him down in the barnyard, giving the rooster a peptalk,
"Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of
chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money and, I'll
need you to do a good job. So, take your time and have some fun."
the farmer said with a chuckle. Randy seemed to be understanding,
so the farmer points toward the henhouse and Randy took off like a
shot. ~WHAM~ He nails every hen in there THREE or FOUR times and
the farmer is just shocked. Randy runs out of the hen house and
sees a flock of geese down by the lake. ~WHAM~ He gets all the geese.
Randy's up in the pigpen, he's in with the cows. Randy is jumping
on every animal the farmer owns. The farmer is distraught, worried
that his expensive rooster won't even last the day. Sure, enough,
the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day to find Randy
dead as a doorknob, stone cold, in the middle of the yard.
BUZZARDS ARE CIRCLING OVERHEAD. The farmer, saddened by the loss
of such a colorful animal, shakes his head and says, "Oh, Randy, I
told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now
look what you've done to yourself." Randy opens one eye, nods
toward the sky and says, "SHHhhhhhh, THEY'RE GETTIN' CLOSER!...."
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