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Man Speeding
A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving
above the speed limit. He notices a police car with its red
lights flashing in his rear view mirror. He thinks, "I can outrun
this guy," so he floors it and the race is on. The cars are
racing down the highway 60, 70, 80, 90 miles an hour. Finally, as
his speedometer passes 100, the guy figures, "What the heck," and
gives up. He pulls over to the curb.
The Police officer gets out of his cruiser and approaches the
car. He leans down and says, "Listen mister, I've had a really
lousy day, and I just want to go home. Give me a good excuse and
I'll let you go."
The man thought for a moment and said, "Three weeks ago, my wife
ran off with a police officer. When I saw your cruiser in my rear
view mirror, I thought it was him coming to give her back to me!"
The officer let him go.
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