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A "French" Story
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot takes Marie out for a pleasant
little picnic by the river Seine..Its a beautiful day and love is in the
air...
Marie leans over to Pierre and says"Pierre kiss me."
Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.
"What are you doing?" asks a startled Marie...
"I am Pierre, the fighter pilot. When I have red meat,I like to enjoy
red wine!"
She smiles and they start kissing. As things begin to heat up a
little, Marie says, "Pierre kiss me a little lower."
Our hero tears her blouse open and starts pouring Chardonnay all over
her breasts..."Pierre what are you doing?" asks a bewildered Marie...
"I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to
have a white wine!"
They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam
up..Marie leans closer an whispers, "Pierre kiss me lower!!"
Our hero rips off her panties, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it
over her lap, strikes a match and lights it on fire. Marie shreaks
and dives into the river.
Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms upward and screams
furiously. "Pierre what the hell are you doing?"
Our hero stands up defiantly and says,"I am Pierre the fighter pilot!
When I go down , I go down in flames!!"
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