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Car in Heaven
Three women died; when they got to the pearly gates, St. Peter met them and
said, "I know that you women are forgiven because you're here. Before I let
you into Heaven, I have to ask you something. Your answer will depend on
what kind of car you get. You have to have a car in Heaven because Heaven
is so big!"
The first woman walks up and Peter asks the first woman, "How long were you
married?"
The first woman says, "24 years."
"Did you ever cheat on your husband?" Peter asked.
The woman said, "Yeah, 7 times, but you said I was forgiven."
Peter said, "Yeah, but that's not too good. Here's a Pinto to drive."
The second woman walks up and gets the same question from Peter and says, "I
was married for 41 years and cheated on him once, but that was our first
year, so we really worked it out."
Peter said, "I'm pleased to hear that; here's your Lincoln."
The third woman walked up and said, "Peter, I know what you're going to ask.
I was married for 63 years and didn't even look at another man! I
treated my husband like a King!"
Peter said, "That's what I like to hear. Here's a Jaguar!"
A little while later, the two women with the Lincoln and the Pinto saw the
woman with the Jaguar crying on the golden sidewalk, so they went to see
what was the matter.
When they asked the woman with the Jaguar what was wrong, she said, "I just
saw my husband; he was on a skateboard!"
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