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New Church Three couples were attempting to be admitted into a new church. The priest said, "Well, the only way that you can get into my church is that you must abstain from having sex for two weeks." "No problem!" said all three couples. Two weeks later, the three couples returned to the church. "It was a piece of cake. We didn't have sex for two weeks straight." said the elderly couple. "It was kind of difficult, but we made it. We didn't have sex for two weeks straight." said the middle-aged couple. "Well, we made it through the first five days or so, but then, as my wife was bending over to pick up a can of paint, I just had to give it to her right then and there." said the newlywed couple. The priest was stunned. "You do realize that you aren't welcome in this church, don't you?" The couple shrugged it off. "That's ok. We aren't welcome in Home Depot anymore, either."