What is the object of jewish football? To get the Quarterback.
Down South
Tooling Around
Farmer and The Boy
Farmer's Dayvorce
Scottish Old Timer
Why I Fired My Secretary
The Sparrow
The Wife
Potential and Reality
Man Goes To The Store
Young Couple
You Can't Fool Mom
New Church
Car in Heaven
A "French" Story
Man Speeding
Hearing vs. Listening
Chinese Laundry
The Three Samurai
The Cowboy
The Parrot
Rany the Rooster
Such a Wonderful Story!
Shampoo...
The Snail
Christmas Joke
Down South
A ventriloquist is working down South and during his show a hick stands up and yells,"HEY YOU! ON STAGE! You been making smart-ass remarks about us southerners being stupid all night long! We're not all stupid ya know!" "Relax" said the ventriloquist, "They're just jokes!" "I'm not talking to you, sir!" The hick replied "I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your knee!"

Steven Wright Jokes